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Benefit or Benefits may refer to:
"Benefits" is the 12th episode in the fourth season of the television series How I Met Your Mother and 76th overall. It originally aired on January 12, 2009.
Ted and Robin become "friends with benefits" to deal with the stress of being roommates, such as Robin leaving an empty milk carton in the refrigerator, or not taking out the garbage. Marshall catches Robin and Ted having casual sex while he's using Ted's bathroom. Marshall finds it hard to use the toilet at work, because his coworkers seem to judge him when he is walking there. Later in the episode Barney says that he "reads a magazine" at work all the time, but he then asks for affirmation that they are talking about masturbation. Marshall blackmails Ted and Robin: he won't tell Lily and Barney about their casual sex, provided he can continue to use their bathroom. However, Marshall quickly gives in and tells them about it, much to Barney's dismay and jealousy. Barney resorts to breaking old televisions from the dumpster outside MacLaren's to vent out his anger, and when he runs out of televisions, begins buying them to smash, continuously refusing to see a therapist.
Welfare is the provision of a minimal level of well-being and social support for all citizens, sometimes referred to as public aid. In most developed countries welfare is largely provided by the government, and to a lesser extent, charities, informal social groups, religious groups, and inter-governmental organizations.
The welfare state expands on this concept to include services such as universal healthcare and unemployment insurance.
In the Roman Empire, the first emperor Augustus provided the 'congiaria' or grain dole for citizens who could not afford to buy food every month. Social welfare was enlarged by the Emperor Trajan. Trajan's program brought acclaim from many, including Pliny the Younger. The Song dynasty government (c.1000AD in China) supported multiple programs which could be classified as social welfare, including the establishment of retirement homes, public clinics, and paupers' graveyards. According to Robert Henry Nelson, "The medieval Roman Catholic Church operated a far-reaching and comprehensive welfare system for the poor..."
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Jobmother’ Hayley Taylor, a self professed benefit’s buster, is challenged with getting Britain’s most work-shy people back into work. Each week, Hayley will meet families where three generations are out of work, and convince them, with tough love and encouragement, that being employed beats spending the rest of their lives on benefits. Hayley travels to London to help 45-year-old single mum Lynda Phillips, who has only worked for 14 months in the last 19 years, and her unemployed son and daughter. Subscribe for more: https://bit.ly/3oNs1Lv Watch More Below Parenting Documentaries: https://bit.ly/3m10TpX I Want My Mummy: https://bit.ly/340dT94 Delivering Babies with Emma Willis: https://bit.ly/2IAZFUN The Biggest Families: https://bit.ly/2VXXkGJ
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Tony and Diane realise that starting a second-hand business is not going to be as easy as they thought. Scott bought bouncy castles last week and now cannot resist a £260 lizard. Rachel pays six months advance rent, and experiences life debt-free for the first time. Three long-term families dependent on benefits are given a cash handout of 26,000 each, the current maximum yearly benefit cap for most families. In return, the families must agree to sign off benefits, and see if one large cash sum can turn their lives around for good. The experiment asks the families to use the money in a way that can positively change their circumstances, make them happier and ultimately remove them from the benefit system. However, there are no strings attached and contributors will make their own decision...
This fly-on-the-wall series documents a year on Darndale in north Dublin, one of Irelands most notorious housing estates. Despite its reputation as an unemployment, crime and drug black spot, Darndale is home to a vibrant, close-knit community.
Benefit or Benefits may refer to:
[Verse 1]
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Pistol grippin'
Trick flippin'
Click trippin'
Sound bumpin'
Get your body jumpin'
Like Scottie Pippen
Dippin' and ridin'
West Coast Eastsiders
Where the blue and red flames
Like cigarette lighters
We street fighters
Like the video game
No pity, no shame
An' we just tell the police
Any ol' thang and remain silent
Never nonviolent
Once you aggress
God bless Dr. King but nigga
We gon' make a mess
An' you need stress
Success is the best revenge
I don't get into shit
Unless the benefit is friends
To be or not to be?
Took me a minute to see
That ain't the question
The question is
What's in it for me?
Ain't nuthin' free
You got to make it worth my while
I never trust a smilin' face
'Cause they just refiled my case
To go to trail
The words cut like a knife
I'm out for money, luxury
Good homes and friendships
In all walks of life, nigga
[Chorus]
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
Uhh! To make my life less complicated
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
'Cause for my time, I got to be ?
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
Uhh! To make my life less complicated
I'm out for benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
'Cause for my time, I got to be ?
[Verse 2]
So what do you go to offer
This black give me ?
Never raise your voice
Above mine
Nigga always speak softly
Show respect
I stay on deck
Mothafuckers
Steadying hittin' licks
On this all day suckers
I don't eva put all my eggs in one basket
From the craddle to the casket
My game is fantastic
Hi Mom!
Shit! I've been a Vet'
Fuck Vietnam
I'm on the internet
W-A-T-T-S dot com
And if I'm not bombing
Ain't none of y'all shit
It's all politics anyway
So I take what I can get
Secure some benefit while I'm living
Islam drivin'
So everyday to me it's Christmas and Thanksgiving
You got to be bringing something to my table (fo' sho)
For just some Eastside fable
I'm ready bullet and able
'Cause ain't no record lable
Ever did jack for me
I speak with clarity
Fuck charity, I don't rap for free
[Chorus]
I'm out for benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
To make my life less complicated
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
'Cause for my time, I got to be ?
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
Uhh! To make my life less complicated
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
'Cause for my time, I got to be ?
[Verse 3]
Let me hold something
Fold something
Crack something
Roll something
I be the nigga like he stoled something
Separate the pro's from the con's
Ho's and the Don's
Those from the John's
? from the time
? from the prime
I spend a grip but won't give snitches
My legal tender "I'm here"
'Cause membership hs its priviledges
And I'm a life time cardholder
So I'mma tell you new recruits
You better write rhymes hard, soldiers
I'm a officer but not a gentleman
Out of town swerbing in a rental van
With a health and dental plan
Because I can, Oh! yes I can, Kam
You down to sleep like the sandman
For fucking with my fan ?
So scream
If you ain't about the real
All I'm concern wit is
What the fuck, Kam is getting out the deal
Got mass appeal
Give 'em something they could feel
While this niggas riding shotgun
I'm behind the wheel
[Chorus]
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
To make my life less complicated
I'm out for benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
'Cause for my time I got to be ?
Benefits
Spending chips and bending whips
Uhh! To make my life less complicated
I'm out for benefits
Spending chips and bending whips